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something got lost in translation…

February 10, 2010

As much as I complain about American men boys, I am thankful for one thing: I’ve got them basically figured out. I have their routine down, I know their habits and tricks and pick-up lines, and I have definitely figured out how to manipulate them.
European men boys are a whole different species.
Living abroad in Madrid [...]

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it's called "pulling a jenn"

February 8, 2010

Ever have one of those moments where you do something incredibly, incredibly stupid and you kick yourself for days afterwards because you don’t even understand how you could have possibly let that happen? I have those moments a lot, therefore I am hereby dubbing these ridiculous antics “pulling a Jenn”.
I’m hoping with all hope in [...]

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so it turns out dating is hard, yo.

February 1, 2010

I decided to stop whining about this whole “I’m bored and lonely and I hate college boys because all they want to do is waste 5 minutes of my time trying to unhook my bra and make me all exasperated and infuriated” thing and do something about it.
So I joined OkCupid. (Whatever, don’t judge me.)
In [...]

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tmi thursday: the dirtiest clean.

August 6, 2009

It’s time for TMI Thursday, brought to you by LiLu. As she always says, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone [...]

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tmi thursday: i'm nobody's scratching post.

July 30, 2009

It’s time for my first TMI Thursday, brought to you by LiLu. As she always says,  you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about [...]

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