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the co-ed sleepover, or proof that parents these days are morons.

March 4, 2010

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There was a segment on my local news last night about parents allowing their high school students to have co-ed sleepovers.
As in, they permitted insecure, over-developed, sexually rambunctious high school girls to spend the night with hormone-charged, got-something-to-prove high school boys. And while I would have given my right elbow to have been allowed to [...]

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how to have a single girl's valentine's day.

February 15, 2010

Ingredients Needed

One awesome bloggy friend
One bus ticket to New York
Too many margaritas to count
Plenty of wine
Back to back showings of Valentine’s Day and Dear John
A romantic dinner for two

Directions

Mix together well
Snuggle

I spent the weekend with my favorite Caviandra and I made her be my Valentine. (Luckily she didn’t protest.) We laughed and ate and shopped [...]

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something got lost in translation…

February 10, 2010

As much as I complain about American men boys, I am thankful for one thing: I’ve got them basically figured out. I have their routine down, I know their habits and tricks and pick-up lines, and I have definitely figured out how to manipulate them.
European men boys are a whole different species.
Living abroad in Madrid [...]

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it's called "pulling a jenn"

February 8, 2010

Ever have one of those moments where you do something incredibly, incredibly stupid and you kick yourself for days afterwards because you don’t even understand how you could have possibly let that happen? I have those moments a lot, therefore I am hereby dubbing these ridiculous antics “pulling a Jenn”.
I’m hoping with all hope in [...]

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so it turns out dating is hard, yo.

February 1, 2010

I decided to stop whining about this whole “I’m bored and lonely and I hate college boys because all they want to do is waste 5 minutes of my time trying to unhook my bra and make me all exasperated and infuriated” thing and do something about it.
So I joined OkCupid. (Whatever, don’t judge me.)
In [...]

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this is how i defy gravity.

December 16, 2009

Remember that time I lost a bet to Peter? (Silly hockey games.)
And remember that time I promised you a video of me singing my little heart out?
Well, I decided to combine the two.
Actually, this is what I wanted to post the whole time, but I had trouble uploading it. After consulting with my technology hero [...]

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